What don't you know? We team up to take down Scrooge and his family. Oh, come on, that was a playful deception at best! ( fires electric bolts at Louie, incinerating his bindle) Yep, just so we're on the same page, you know. What is considered a scheme? Is it different from a "plan", or a "plot", and where do you come down on "ruses"?Įxactly! We need clarification, so I'll just pop over to Big Rock Candy Mountain to ask my mom for a clear definition. Listen, I wanna know what the rules are so I can follow them. Hi, sweetie! I thought you might try to worm your way out of being grounded so I had Gyro program the DT-87 to babysit you AND to stop you from scheming.
He opens the door to find a DT-87 drone hovering in front of him. ( addressing Beagle crowd) Attention, boys! We're getting Duckburg back thanks to your new Pa! ( The Beagle crowd cheers)īack at the manor, Louie watches the Sunchaser fly off into the distance.īye, family! I'm very sad I'm missing my dream vacation and definitely not gonna scheme my way to Big Rock Candy Mountain before you! ( laughs) Yeah, right. But, if we work together to destroy him and his family before the bet is over, it all goes to us. I've spent my whole life trying to best him, but I cannae! None of us can! I CANNAE BEAT SCROOGE MCDUCK, ALRIGHT?! I'm gonna lose everything.
( smacks him) This is about your stupid bet with Scrooge, ain't it? Ma turns and hits him with her bag, sending him flying. We could use a strong male figure in our lives. I need nephews, and a Beakley.īurger's right. ( holds up photo of Scrooge's family minus Della and Donald) He's got a whole team who work harder and cheaper because they, I don't know, love him? Blech! So, I'll get together a team- No, a "family" capable of wiping out Scrooge and his whole brood! Why together, we should able to take them down in two days tops! Right now. You're a moron? Your plans are terrible? He's smarter and stronger and craftier and. I finally figured out why I keep losing to Scrooge! (Cue Glomgold's "Theme Song Takeover" in place of the normal intro.) What? ( Big Time and Burger grunt in confusion)īecause family is the greatest scheme of all! ( laughs) I'm not looking for a henchman, I'm looking for a "family". WAIT! I'm not here to rob you, I'm here to recruit you! Ma Beagle pushes her way through the Beagles.įlintheart, ya trespassin'. When Glomgold wakes up, he's being held upside down, causing him to scream. He fires, hitting the junkyard sign, the fence, then falling to the ground on the otherside of the gate. Your last "dream" made you take treasure from the past, which almost destroyed time, space, and your family! Now, to your room! You can come out when you learn that no good ever came from cockamamie schemes.Ĭut to one Flintheart Glomgold pulling one such scheme, by using a slingshot to fling himself into the Beagle's junkyard. You're heading to Big Rock Candy Mountain!? Oh, I am going.īig Rock Candy Mountain is the laziest quest of all time! It's my dream. Where all of your laziest, schemiest dreams come true! Where the gold geyser spews cash just for youse! We're going where there's Cherry Pep springs and the conman sings? I didn't come this far by not hunting for treasure, so to guarantee my victory we are going after the Hobo King's Ruby Bindle. You clearly have more money than he does. Uncle Scrooge, your bet with Glomgold is over in two days. Hobo bindles? Cans of beans? A CAREFREE ATTITUDE!? They are NOT! Well, at least I can skip out on another insanely dangerous adventure- wait. Outside the manor, everyone is getting ready to go on an adventure. Hurry up, kids! Adventure calls, and I've got a bet to win! Way ahead of you! ( grabs Huey's Waddle pad) Thank you, Huey. Hi, Louie! You're super grounded, so I blocked your phone signal and replaced all your videos with this lecture on ethics! He turns the phone on only to find Della on the screen. I've got my phone, my phone is also a TV, which is nice. Louie is sulking in his room after being grounded for almost destroying time and space. The episode commences with a shot of McDuck Manor.